Chronology

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This article is a list of major events in the Walkyverse.

See also: Roomies! storylines, It's Walky! storylines, Shortpacked! storylines.

Really, serious spoilers are below! You have been warned.

Contents 1 Thousands of years ago 2 1950s or 60s 3 1970s 3.1 1976 3.2 1979 3.3 Unspecified 1970s 4 1980s 4.1 1980 4.2 Unspecified 1980s 5 1990s 5.1 1990 5.2 1995 5.3 1997 5.4 1998 5.5 1999 5.5.1 The Great Shit Shower of 1999 5.5.2 Other 1999 events 5.6 Unspecified 1990s 6 2000s 6.1 2000 (Year Zero) 6.1.1 January 1 6.1.2 Later 6.2 2001 6.3 2002 6.4 2003 6.5 2004 6.6 2005 6.7 2006 6.8 2007

Thousands of years ago

• The Cheese is created and David’s soul, accidentally sent back in time, arrives to inhabit it.

1950s or 60s

• Anthony McHenry, Sr.’s father steals a Martian saucer from Area 51. Anthony and Linda Mitchell become government operatives for life.

1970s

1976

• Dargon Chesterfield leads a band of refugees from an alternate universe, dooming his home universe and introducing the Power Booster Rod to the Walkyverse.
• Dargon's son, Jason, is then born. (See: Ridin’ Fences).

1979

• Danny Wilcox, Joe Rosenthal, and Joyce Brown are born.

Unspecified 1970s

• Linda meets David, Dargon kills him and frames the Martians. Linda storms the Martian Embassy and attempts to resurrect David, but Dargon arrives with the JFO to kill her. The resurrection machine is damaged and malfunctions, sending David’s soul back in time.

• Nine months later, she is resurrected, and, brainwashed by the JFO, wipes out all Martians on Earth with the Power Booster Rod.

1980s

1980

• Sal Walters and David Walkerton are born to Charles and Linda Walkerton
• Beef Walkerton is born to John and Martha Walters
• Sal and Beef are switched and raised by each other's families

Unspecified 1980s

• Linda, knowing other Martians will come, works with the Head Alien to abduct children and augment them with Martian DNA.

1990s

1990

• Ruth has a series of truamatic incidents involving Ryan, Walky, and the discovery of her father’s affair with Billie’s mother. (See: Act with Integrity (provisional title))[1]

1995

• Danny Wilcox's dad buys a red SUV.

1997

• Joe and Danny meet Joyce and Sarah at Indiana University. Joe and Joyce are re-abducted briefly. Sal’s family moves and she breaks up with Danny. (See: Moving In)[2]

1998

• Sal's parents are killed by the Head Alien.
• Sal tells Danny she is running away.

• Danny and Joe meet Howard.
• Sal meets Jason.
• Danny befriends Ruth.

1999

The Great Shit Shower of 1999

• Ruth Lesse saves Danny Wilcox's life, only to be killed by an out of control truck. (See: No Regrets)
• Joyce is abducted by aliens, and the Head Alien takes the opportunity to fry her brain with pornos for fun. Sal takes her, comatose, back to SEMME.
• Head Alien is captured by Squadron 128.
• Though Joe was also abducted by aliens, Sal leaves him behind at the college to look out for Danny.

Other 1999 events

• Danny, Joe, Billie and Mary take the red SUV on a road rip to mount Rushmore.
• Joyce wipes her own mind in hopes of restoring her purity.
• SEMME captures the Power Booster Rod - and stores it with the imprisoned Head Alien.

Unspecified 1990s

SEMME is created.

2000s

2000 (Year Zero)

January 1

• As the new year rings in, nearly all abductees fall unconscious as part of Head Alien's Year Zero plan.
• They later wake up under Head Alien's mind control and attack Washington, DC.
• Deaths: Sal kills twelve of the mind-controlled SEMME agents - including Tony in saving Walky's life.
• Walky, revealed by Joyce to be an abductee is able to reverse the mind control, and is promoted to a SEMME agent as a result.

Later

• Walky, looking for Joyce's past, meets the Roomies, and Billie is revealed to be a childhood friend of his. On learning of Joyce's old crush on Danny, he decides not to tell her about his trip.
• Deaths: Head Alien kills fifteen SEMME agents before being stopped by Joyce, driven into a rage by Sal calling her "useless".

2001

• Sal, already stressed from JFO brainwashing, begins to lose it completely when her parents corpses' land on Anthony McHenry, Sr. (Big Boss).
• After "retracting" her decision to let Joe live normally despite being an abductee after Year Zero, she finds her birth mother, Linda, installed as the new Big Boss. She angrily tears off her stripe and runs off.

2002

• Head Alien is resurrected at Martian Embassy only to be attacked by Sal Walters.
• Anthony McHenry Jr is resurrected, but still brainwashed from Year Zero and attacks Sal.
• Head Alien attacks Denver with Martian tech.
• Sal turns North America yellow with the Power Booster Rod.
• Walky brings Danny Wilcox to SEMME HQ to stop Sal.

2003

• Sal and Jason lead the JFO right to SEMME.
• Death: In the Britja assault, Dina is stuck in the glass steel testing chamber with a ticking bomb, and is reduced to scattered bodily fluids before Walky and Mike's eyes.
• Head Alien attacks Canada with a gun that affects time and space.

2004

• The U.S. goverenment shuts down SEMME.
• THe JFO attack SEMME HQ.
• Joe and Rachel build Ultra Car out of Danny's SUV to attack the Martian Mothership.
• The Martians attack, lots of people die, Walky becomes The Cheese, saves the world, and is resurrected.

2005

• Robin starts work at Shortpacked!
• Jason and his special task force fight Monkey Master, only to fail thanks to Sal illegally helping. Monkey Master creates Electric Man to be his partner to fight the martians 20 years from now. Danny, Joe, and Ultra Car join in the fight. Monkey Master offers Ultra Car a place at his side. Ultra Car refuses, thus earning him a place as Monkey Master's enemy. Danny gets injured in the fight. At the end of the fight, Jason breaks up with Sal and Bobby Walkerton is attacked by Head Alien II.

2006

• Robin pulls the Drama Tag and is met by Head Alien II who warns her to get out before things get too emo.

2007

• Robin looks for the Drama Tag, but finds the Tome of Ages instead.
• Head Alien II gets into Linda Walkerton's Prison cell and talks to her.
• Robin sends a letter to Joe asking for "some kind of equipment" to help her find the Drama Tag. He sends Ultra Car instead whose scaners didn't pick it up.
• Instead of going home to Joe and Rachel, Ultra Car gets a job at Shortpacked! as stock manager.
• D.J. Wilcox is born on the tenth anniversary of the Walkyverse to Danny Wilcox and Jennifer Billingsworth.