Toys "R" Us

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Toys "R" Us (Also known as Toys 'R Us, Toys "Я" Us, Toys-R-Us, Toysrs Beta, Toydarians or whatever their marketing department came up with this week) is a large chain of toy stores that is based out of Wayne, New Jersey. It exists both in the Walkyverse and in the real world (Toys R Us (Wikipedia)). Pressure from Toys "R" Us and other large toy retailers influence Galasso's cut-throat business practices. According to the Tome of the Ages, Shortpacked! and Toys R Us were once the same company and Galasso intended to unite the two and claimed that "Toys 'R' Us is [his]". When confronted by Galasso the workers at Toys R Us were willing to "Praise Ethan!" when they were told they could keep their jobs. It is unknown how Galasso has secured the entirety of TRU but I am sure he would never lie. Toys "R" Us, like your mom, costs a nickel.

David Willis worked at a Toys "R" Us in the past, presumably influencing Shortpacked!. Toys "R" Us offers "Buyer Protection Plans" that have nothing to do with Customer Protection Rackets.