Maggie Willis

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Maggie

First appearance: 7 May 2004

YOB: 1978

Height: 5'4''

Weight: 120 lbs

Abductee power: Evil cunning, super jumping

Not much is certain about Maggie (aka maggie*marmalade) other than that she was a SEMME agent at one time, ever so often shops at some toy store, and is stunningly attractive.

It's been speculated that for the longest while she was pining for Walky, but eventually she seems to have settled for his doppelganger. After the dissolution of SEMME, she's taken up as a hobby the destruction and/or humiliation of her enemies. Sure, she puts on a serious, responsible front, but those plotting eyes don't fool anyone. (It's all quite adorable.)

She is the devoted mother of a hamster named Snkrs. [1]

History

How Maggie found herself a part of SEMME is unknown, but she was present the day SEMME fell to Penny Worthington and the remnants of Jason's Father's Organization. She and several others came to the aide of Grace after Mandy was shot, and though they were outnumbered and asked to surrender at gunpoint, they rushed Penny as a group. [2]

Maggie survived the near-apocalypse the returning Martians brought, and exited the rubble of the former SEMME headquarters hand-in-hand with David Willis. [3] It is understood that following this, there was much making out.

Later, she made several appearances in the Shortpacked! toy store. Not only was she was present to watch Mike humiliate Ethan with a Hot Wheels set. [4], but both Maggie and David were chased by an angry Amber for being obnoxious about their dating anniversary. [5] She returned again when David and Ethan got into a naked pudding fight over wiki edits, chastising him for making her wait outside in the car all this time for something so petty.[6] However, her anger was only a means to swapping addresses; that night she helped David secure his wiki revenge by breaking into Ethan's apartment (in a Hot Shot costume) and smashing his computer with baseball bats.

It was to that Shortpacked! store that David managed to wrangle her for a special occasion. The store itself was rented out, filled with their family and friends, and eyepatches were distributed amongst the guests and the employees. As Ethan pulled a curtain open, a surprised Maggie was asked by David to marry him. [7] She must have said yes, because one year later documentation surfaced of a wedding ceremony on board the Santa Maria in Columbus, Ohio. [8]