Lith

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Lith

First Appearance: July 29, 2001

YOB: 1977

Height: Approximately 5'2"

Weight: Unknown

Squadron(s): 37

Abductee Powers: Super-speed? [1]

Lith is the OMG GRIL and last surviving member of Squadron 37.

History

Lith appears to be second-in-command of Squad 37. She has a boyfriend, a fact which she has to remind hormone-fueled Hooper of often.

Lith's first known mission was in the Bermuda Triangle, where she was the only member of the squad NOT to chase after Monkey Master, instead contacting SEMME HQ for backup. She then participated on the raid on the Martian Embassy alongside her fellow agents, and got felt up when Hooper surprisingly returned from the presumably dead.

She later showed up in a cameo or two, seemingly oblivious to Hooper's erratic behavior.

On a later mission, Lith and the rest of Squad 37 were out looking for Anti-Head Alien when Hooper turned into a full-blown (although rather chatty) zombie. This may have had something to do with the Martians. Lith was the only one to survive Hooper's attacks, and eventually cut Hooper's head off with his own chainsaw. She returned to SEMME HQ in the middle of a battle with the Martians. Realizing that the Martians used regeneration technology to increase their forces, she snuck aboard a Martian craft, presumably to revive her team in a Martian Resurrection Chamber (DNA of the other team members would be caught in Hooper's teeth). While the Martian fleet was destroyed, Lith managed to recover the vital circuits of a ressurection chamber, allowing Joe to build a single specimen, which they then used, for whatever reason, on Walky, instead of Professor Doc or Alan or someone who actually could help build more resurrection chambers.

Her activities following this are unknown. It is also unknown if she ever managed to get her teammates resurrected, as she appeared to have lost Hooper's noggin in the final battle (However, it is entirely possible that his body, as well as the bodies of the rest of Squad 37, were all left in the Bermuda Triangle and potentially recoverable.)

Trivia

• Lith is, like the rest of Squad 37, based on an actual person. Her BFG is based on a watergun she was carrying around at Botcon 2001. It also looks like a giant metal dong, which is amusing, given the real Lith's penchant for drawing Transformer porn.
• The identity of Lith's boyfriend is never revealed. Perhaps she made him up to keep the LONELY at bay (or at least Hooper).