Giant Mutant Frosted Honey Bun

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Giant Mutant Frosted Honey Bun

First Appearance: It's Walky! May 27, 2000

Height: 18'

Weight: 1400 lbs

The Giant Mutant Frosted Honey Bun was the Head Alien's first attempt at a huge, inhuman, super-powered minion. He's not terribly smart, as he's only capable of following simple commands, and the only recognizable word he can vocalize is his own nickname, "Honey."

He likes to rampage through urban sprawl.

History

The earliest known record of Honey is of a 1998 newspaper report chronicling an attack of an unspecified nature. [1]

Two years later, after the Head Alien arranged to steal Denver's entire supply of Nachitos to bring Walky to him, he unveiled his newest weapon - the Giant Mutant Frosted Honey Bun, and threatened to kill every SEMME agent in his building - including Joyce - if Walky would not join him. When Walky turned to go and save his friends instead, he had the GMFHB pin him to the wall with frosted spit. An attempt by Walky to use his affinity with alien tech to have a mechsuit pull him off the wall worked, but the mechsuit was then stamped upon by the GMFHB.

Sal then arrived, just in time to hear the Head Alien reveal to Walky that she was actually his twin sister. Shocked, Sal and Walky both froze, staring at each other. Attempts by the HA to then bargain Sal & Walky to his side failed given Sal's anger at the murder of her [adoptive] parents, and she used her affinity for Alien tech to bring the whole Alien base down.

The GMFHB then washed up on a beach, and got a job as a lifeguard in an otherwise oddly familiar scenario. He would later go on to a career in film in American Pie 3: The Pie Strikes Back.

Finally, he would fight alongside his successor, Monkey Master and SEMME against the Martian Invasion, and would inadvertently if humiliatingly save Jason's life when the Englishman landed in his frosted topping from a great height.

He would survive the battle, and presumably return to his career in the entertainment industry.