G.I. Joe

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GI Joe is an insane toyline full of psychotic characters. Ethan and Walky seem to be somewhat fans, and Joe appears to have crossed over with Transformers. They are all gay. Gay like sailors. [1]

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Characters

Bipolar Duke. Not much is known about this character, other than his moods alter by the second if one goes by the voice chip in his toy. Also, the toy is apparently designed for children who live in warehouses.

Roadblock is a large angry black character with the ability to come to life and haunt your dreams. It's best not to ask.

Destro is an arms dealer/soccer dad who drives a Transformers SUV.

Shipwreck is a manwhore who will totally bang your girlfriend. Probably while you watch and cry.

Ninja Hoedown is the funniest thing ever.

Snake-Eyes is Batman, like all Unicrons are Unicron.

Ownership: This is a character or concept owned not by David Willis, but by the original creator or current intellectual property maintainer. It is featured in Roomies!, It's Walky!, and/or Shortpacked! only for the purposes of parody or through collaboration with the owner.
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