Customer Protection Racket

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Customer Protection Racket

First Appearance: March 18, 2005

Price: $30 for scooter, $5 for doll ($10)

When introduced they were called Consumer Protection Rackets, though the name was quickly changed. They are also known as CPRs. Buy them or else. The latest best sellers of CPRs are Mike Warner, then Ronald Reagan, then Conquest, then Robin DeSanto, then Faz, then Ethan Siegal. Amber is not mentioned. Ethan has occasionally been motivated by Galasso to buy CPRs himself to reach his mandatory quota.

Conquest has used sex to sell CPRs in the past. Mike tends to use threats and insults. Ronnie, being the great communicator, presumably uses the Star Wars defense. If Ethan even tries to sell one he begins to weep.