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| Customer Protection Racket
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| First Appearance: March 18, 2005
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| Price: $30 for scooter, $5 for doll ($10)
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When introduced they were called
Consumer Protection Rackets, though the name was quickly changed. They are also known as CPRs. Buy them or else. The latest best sellers of CPRs are
Mike Warner, then
Ronald Reagan, then
Conquest, then
Robin DeSanto, then
Faz, then
Ethan Siegal.
Amber is not mentioned. Ethan has occasionally been motivated by
Galasso to buy CPRs himself to reach his mandatory quota.
Conquest has used sex to sell CPRs in the past. Mike tends to use threats and insults. Ronnie, being the great communicator, presumably uses the Star Wars defense. If Ethan even tries to sell one he begins to weep.
