Conquest
From Walkypedia!
| Conquest |
| First Appearance: Shortpacked! 26 June 2006 |
| YOB: ???? |
| Height: ???? |
| Weight: ???? |
| Relatives: Galasso (father) |
Galasso's daughter, who is pretty much ignored by him except for her potential for (male) heir-making. She also answers to "Conni".
After a lifetime of being ignored and bartered by her dad, she doesn’t really have any other means of relating to people beyond sex. Often dismissed as an “unethical slut” when the detractor probably means “immoral”- she’s honest with her partners almost to a fault with TMIs.
The real tragedy is, she’s resourceful and outgoing enough to more than be the heir her father wants- she’s third (to Mike and Ronnie) in Consumer Protection Racket sales, and has managed to completely sell-out garbage toys (via an offer of sex with every purchase)
She was introduced when Galasso’s impatience for an heir and protégé led him to offer her to several Shortpacked! employees for impregnation (including Robin).
She has a (near OCD) fondness for belly shirts, and her left eye is always at least partially covered by her hair. She once made out with Robin to help the latter trick Ethan into thinking that she was a lesbian. She is very similar to Talia al Ghul, the Batman villainess.
Although Ethan has recently come out as gay, Conquest seemed to maintain feelings for him, even going so far as to call him 'Beloved' (again similar to Talia's pet name for Batman). Despite being rather submissive to her father's demands, the fact that Ethan offered Conquest some respect, has motivated her to turn against her father's demands to turn her into a 'baby machine,' despite the distinct possibility that in the past she has had relations with a horse in an attempt to breed centaurs to carry out her father's wishes.

