Alien
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The Aliens are an aptly-named species of alien, apparently hailing from the planet Alien. (Yes, they're alien Aliens from Alien.) Head Alien and his crew were exiled from the planet for unknown reasons. They are one of the primary forces in battle with SEMME. Their leader used to be the Head Alien, but Monkey Master has taken command since his death. Whilst the Head Alien is a diabolical genius with a large ego, it seems most of his forces are media-obsessed idiots who are easily defeated.
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Physiology
Little is known about Alien physiology since they perish in earth's atmosphere if outside of their protective suits. Judging from what those who have seen an alien without it's mask have said, don't expect them to win any beauty contests. Aliens are three feet tall and bipedal, allowing them to disguise themselves as Teletubbies, Smurfs, or even Mickey Mouse. Aliens typically possess a two prong claw in place of a right hand. They’re not very good fighters and they squish really easily. (Or, as Alan put it: "Fortunately, they have a weak spot. Their entire bodies."[1]) They make good cannon fodder.
Technology
Alien technology is more advanced than human technology, but not as advanced as Martian technology. Using a form of affinity copied from the Martians, they can control their technology with their minds. This advantage is offset by the disadvantages of not being able to breathe in Earth’s atmosphere and wearing suits that block their telekinetic abilities. Using hovercraft, ray guns and giant robot monkeyApes, they have kept SEMME at bay for a while.
Hierarchy
The aliens are lead by the Head Alien, an egotistical and evil being with a large intelligence but very little common sense. Below him are his stock troops, who tend to simply watch Friends reruns rather than do any work. This might be why Monkey Master was second-in-command and lead the Aliens after the Head Alien died.
Worth mentioning is Alan Rees, who betrayed his leader to co-operate with The Cheese, showing more fortitude and intelligence than most Aliens combined.
